The singing is bad in this movie. I have to get this off my chest before I say anything else. Ariana Grande’s singing is of middling, mostly passable quality but the actress who plays the green witch is an atrocious singer. It’s a mystery why she was cast in this part. Truly, there’s no shortage of talented black singers. The African American community has not been known for falling behind in musical talent. If the producers wanted to find a talented black female singer, honestly , that should be easier than finding water in a flood. Yet they chose an actress with no talent. It’s interesting that DEI always promotes the black people who clearly have no place in the roles for which they are promoted. Talented black people, in the meantime, are almost aggressively thrown aside.
As for everything else, the movie is clearly addressed to a much older audience than the one it will get. For adults (who will never watch Wicked of their own free will), it could be an interesting movie. If it weren’t about witches, magic, and the Wizard of Oz, the portrayal of a person who is a bad human being but doesn’t know this about herself and believes she is a victim when she’s simply a trash person could be interesting. The idea that bad people don’t know this about themselves is kind of deepfor a Hollywood movie but it’s not an idea that can be fruitfully explored in a movie for kids. Klara is very advanced, but this part went right over her head.
At 9,5, my daughter is already at the older age of the audience. And the movie’s visual range, together with some elements of the plot, is very inappropriate even for her. Remembering that the viewers are in the ages 4 to 11 category, it’s bizarre that the movie is so adult. There are some frankly lewd scenes. The actors who play first-year college students are all middle-aged, and look old for the age they actually are. There are constantly non-binary men in the background, behaving in ways that are appropriate at a rave but not in normal life. The main plotline is that the green witch is a product of an extramarital affair. My kid doesn’t know yet that children can be born that way. I’ll have to have a conversation about that with her before the second part of the movie drops to the theaters. And I already had to have a talk with her explaining about eating disorders because I can’t leave her under the impression that it’s normal for people to look like Ariana Grande does.
The movie ends up being quite atrociously bad. It feels like the creators of the movie were victimized by a gang of pedophiles in childhood, and as a result, a significant part of their brain remained stunted while other aspects got way over-developed. Whoever wrote the film understands evil on a deep level but feels completely impotent to oppose it in any way. This is also a person who is strangely hypersexualized in unhealthy ways. He’s not a pedo himself. The movie doesn’t read like the creation of a pedo. It definitely does come off like the work of a sad and confused pedo victim.
If anybody else was obligated to watch, please make yourself known and we’ll discuss.

