There is a plot that appears obsessively in a multitude of novels in English. Six 14-year-old friends (three boys and three girls) spend a summer together. It thwarts their development forever, and they dedicate the rest of their lives to moping over that one mega-important summer. The only variety that Colin Walsh brings to this plot is that the characters of Kala speak with Irish accents and spend most of the novel boozing it up. We’ve all heard the stereotype that the Irish drink but Walsh wants to make sure that the belief in an irrepressible Irish alcoholism is hammered into every reader’s head.
Out of the 6 former teenage friends, two are drinking themselves into a stupor on every page, one became a woke drone who makes even the most sober of readers think longingly about a large bottle of rye, two escaped both alcoholism and wokeness by sagely meeting an early death, and one grew up and became normal, which makes her an absolute freak to the other characters.
For 400 booze-and-snot-covered pages, we follow the characters through long and painful hangovers during which they try to squeeze out of their addled brains who was a bigger douche at age 14.
For the life of me, I’ll never understand this fixation on the teenage years. I find adulthood much more fun. I finished Kara because I had started it on the day before I became sick, and I had no energy to select a different book once the symptoms started. It’s not badly written, except that one of the characters addresses himself as “you” and uses “ye” when talking about himself and his group of friends. This kept reminding me of Kanye, especially since the character is an infantile and addled rock star.
The resolution is appropriately woke plus there are many somewhat garbled musings on how important it is to “be like a river and flow” and “not put up walls”. Usually, in a mystery you really want to find out who murdered the victim. In Kala, however, all I wondered is why the murderer didn’t get rid of all these mopey alkies at once and spare us the pain of reading about their war on liver health.