So I listened to two 2-hour shows by Tucker Carlson and, OK, don’t judge. I had six 15-page research papers to grade. I have scared the students away from even winking in the direction of AI, which means I have to correct every article, accent, and conjugation. To be able to do it in one sitting (while I’m at a conference where I’m one of the organizers and trying to write an urgent article and managing the department in little breaks between events), I have to listen to something. Not a work of literature, obviously, but something that will keep me on point.

Yes, I have a weird brain that requires me to listen to something in a different language from the one in which I’m grading.

And so what I have to say is, Tucker is a very talented dude. Talented. The shows are great. He’s completely nuts, of course, but so talented. It’s a pity he got bitten by that demon. Because this talent plus a moderately sane message would be really powerful. He interviews complete duds and manages to make them sound better and more interesting than they could ever hope. One interviewee was some Armenian lady, embarrassingly coarse, but Tucker made her sound almost kind of not terrible.

I’m upset with that demon. The demon robbed us.

On the positive side, I finished my grading. In this one course. I have two more to go.

People, I most seriously recommend breaking up your projects in small bits and dedicating 30 minutes a day or so to each project. The moment I started doing it, I stopped flailing and feeling stressed. I cover a bit of each of my projects every morning, and there’s a definite feeling of advancing on all of them. The panic and the stress are gone.

I decided to watch Tucker Carlson’s show about Thomas Crooks, the guy who tried to assassinate Trump. Once again—and this is hilarious—the moment I switch on Carlson’s channel, everything turns into Russian. Carlson’s voiceover is in Russian, the ads are in Russian. I switch it into English but if I leave the site and come back, it’s all Russian again. None of this ever happens when I watch actual Russian-language channels on which I appear. Or Soviet movies on Russian-language channels. I’m telling you, folks, the algorithm knows.

In any case, the theory Tucker advances is based on two assumptions:

1. It’s suspicious that Crooks’s ideology changed dramatically during COVID. He was far-right as a teenager but then COVID hit, and he became far-left.

This assumption is grounded in a false theory of mind. Not only teenagers but middle-aged people (khm, khm) changed their political beliefs between 2019 and 2021. Leaving me aside, we all know people who switched sides during those years. We might ourselves be those people.

• 2. Crooks posted threats if violence on social media for years, and it’s impossible that the FBI wasn’t tracking him.

Again, this is based on a faulty engagement with reality. Go on any social network at any time, and you will find crowds and crowds of people running their mouths, posting every threat imaginable. The idea that the FBI can track all of these people is utterly insane.

From Tucker’s own reporting, it’s clear that Crooks was a weirdo who first adored Trump and then switched into hating him as intensely. That the authorities didn’t do anything about his radicalization is understandable because there’s a lot of angry online commenting and it’s unrealistic to expect the authorities to monitor every commenter when there’s tons of actual violent crime that doesn’t get solved.

On my American trips, I never stay at Airbnbs because I have a deep secret love for American hotels. I can’t explain it but there’s some magnetic charm in them. The Doubletree Hilton where I’m staying right now has a microwave, a fridge, and a machine to boil water so I can make my own tea. I can open the window, which is crucial for my well-being. A great, very quiet hotel. I never stay at the conference hotel because I like to put some distance between work and rest. Since I’m on the executive board, I’d feel like I’m constantly on call if I slept close to where everything is happening.

It’s comical how much tea I make during trips. My teas are fennel and chamomile-anise, so I can guzzle them by the liter.

EXCLU: A classified Justice Department brief authorizing strikes on drug-smuggling boats describes fentanyl as a potential chemical weapons threat, according to a House member and another person familiar with the memo. W/ @alexbward @mgordonwsj https://t.co/CAGGu9OVA7

— Lara Seligman (@laraseligman) November 14, 2025

Because it absolutely is. Fentanyl has been used as an incapacitating chemical agent in warfare and state terrorism by Russia. There are studies on this dating back to 2019. And who keeps the Maduro regime in place? Russia.

The WH is acting correctly in striking these boats and should continue doing so.

Republicans are more likely than Democrats to say they have a good friend in the other party, according to the latest national NBC News poll. https://t.co/SrYQ0fcasD

— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2025

Democrats have just as many friends on the other side but they don’t know it. Because we are afraid to tell them.

We’ve been doing monthly leave reporting in the same system for the past 15 months. How much longer do you think it will take a group of people with PhDs to figure out how to do it every month without spamming me with emails asking me the exact same question month after month after month?

It’s like that with absolutely everything. Tons of fussing and conversations about trivial things. And then people complain that they have no time to write.

And what ethnicity are these US college seniors, I wonder? I suggest walking by the nearest computer science department to find the answer.

Data shows US college seniors studying computer science outperform their foreign counterparts by almost a standard deviation.

Indian college seniors rank as the weakest performers.

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— AF Post (@AFpost) December 28, 2024

Might the answer lie in the actual teaching?

I don’t want to discuss the Epstein emails because they are a transparent ploy to distract attention from the Democrats’ losing the shutdown standoff. Absolutely nothing new and interesting was revealed, and that was expected given that if any dirt existed on Trump, Democrats would have revealed it during the election.

Instead, let’s talk about how Milwaukee is great and is now my second favorite US city after DC.

It’s strangely empty, too.

Tucker Carlson is low-hanging fruit these days but he publishes this today:

The FBI told us Thomas Crooks tried to kill Donald Trump last summer but somehow had no online footprint. The FBI lied, and we can prove it because we have his posts. The question is why? Story tomorrow.

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) November 13, 2025

And people come to his comments with links to articles from months and months ago with the FBI commenting on everything that was found about Crooks’s voluminous online activity.

Poor dude is just making it up as he goes these days.