At War with Europe

Why? Because “Europe exports wars, colonialism, and racism.”

Where have we heard these denunciations of European colonialism and racism before? Hmm, I wonder.

Who is this speaker?

A Russian political scientist who heads the Council for Foreign and Defense Policy, a security analytical institution founded by Vitaly Shlykov. He is also the dean of the Faculty of World Economy and International Affairs at Moscow’s Higher School of Economics. Karaganov was a close associate of Yevgeny Primakov, and has been Presidential Advisor to both Boris Yeltsin and Vladimir Putin. He is considered close to Putin and Sergey Lavrov.

Russia is fighting against colonialism and racism. When people tell you something, it’s a good idea to listen.

Lessons in Servility

Reminds me of Soviet scholars who argued that Stalin was the greatest linguist, physicist, and mathematician of all time.

People who believed that Biden was “sharp as a tack” and Kamala Harris was “the most qualified candidate in history”, please sit this one out.

The Mysterious Word

This is funny because recently Candace Owens argued that Americans don’t use the word vehicle. This was one of the most important points in her conspiracy theory.

Q&A about Borges

Borges changed world literature like probably nobody else in the twentieth century. It’s all split into before and after Borges. Which is why I recognize his importance and absolute greatness.

But I don’t read him. I personally find his stories insufferable.

It’s like root canals. They are extremely important. They help people save their natural teeth. I’ve had several. But while I’m very grateful to modern dentistry for the root canals, I didn’t enjoy them.

Of course, root canals are enjoyed by nobody while Borges is read by many people who love his books. As all analogies, mine stinks. But that’s how I feel about Borges. Deeply respect, recognize his greatness, and would consider reading him again if the only alternative was a root canal.

Here’s a very short post from the past that gives a glimpse into why Borges is so important.

Unlimited Indians

I told you, my friends. This is population replacement. Clear as day.

I feel bad about those poor Indians because the climate alone will be a shock. But how stupid did those Russians have to be to allow themselves to be sent off to war against fellow Slavs in order to be so joyously replaced? Because they’ll continue signing up to die even after this announcement, leaving their wives with large government payouts and all ready and open for new husbands from India.

How do they still not have a problem with it, is what I don’t get.

Kebabs and Ruins

Russians put a kebab stand amidst the ruins of the Ukrainian town of Avdiivka. This is close to where my mother is from.

This is very symbolic of what Russia brings. Garish, ugly kebab vans amidsr the most abject ruins.

Scientific Atheism

Folks, I promise it’s the last quote from Twitter I’ll post today but please listen to this preacher. She’s giving the exact same argument verbatim that we were given in anti-religion classes in the USSR. I felt a jolt of recognition because I heard all this before in classes called “Scientific Atheism” that were obligatory in Soviet education.

The only difference is that in the USSR it wasn’t fashionable to be this emotional but the argument is identical. It’s so weird to hear it in English, you have no idea.

Another big difference is that the Soviets were very open about wanting to eradicate religion. So at least they were honest in this regard.

Color of the Year

Yes, but this led to such an explosion of very funny memes on Ukrainian social media that it’s totally worth it. For me, at least. You get together with another Ukrainian these days, say the words “color of the year”, and you both start heaving with laughter.

I strongly suspect this is happening for many people who are not native speakers of English. Probably not for trans-childed Somalians from the previous post but only because they don’t exist.

A Covert Misanthrope

Is this a convoluted way of saying she’d rather have no neighbors at all? Because the likelihood of her finding “an entire Somali immigrant family with two happy trans kids” is not what one would call high.

Amended

Excuse me, I have to amend the preceding post. The word democracy has to be banned, too. Because