This is probably the nastiest search that brought some jerkwad to my blog:

What kind of a freaking loser enters something like this into a search box?

I’m nothing if not accommodating, of course. Especially with people who seek knowledge. So here is a recipe for you, idiot: take your sorry little ass to the nearest police precinct and repeat your query to the officer on duty. I’m sure ample help will be provided to you.

Sometimes, I’m very sorry that WordPress doesn’t allow one to trace the IPs of people who come to the blog through searches. This user definitely needed to be identified.

9 responses to “A Really Nasty Search”

  1. Graham Downs (@GrahamDowns) Avatar

    Wow! Do you know which article that search sent him to? :-O

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  2. Helena Suess Avatar

    >”What kind of a freaking loser enters something like this into a search box?”

    Apparently you are unfamiliar with this obscure website called “reddit”.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I think you might be right. It’s like a trash heap of the Internet.

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  3. David Gendron Avatar

    Maybe this is a police inquiry.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I once had a search from a police station (when I still could see ip addresses) with the search “I hate Clarissa”.

      I also twice had visitors from the FBI and once from Congress. I’m not kidding.

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    Anonymous

    The person was probably female

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  5. Jason Todd Avatar

    Through my interwebs detective skills, I’d say this was most likely a women

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Do you also know their hair color and maybe even the last 4 digits of their SSN? 🙂

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  6. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I find it disturbing…

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