Do you like dirty jokes? I love them. So I decided that we should have a semi-open thread where people will share their favorite off-color jokes. I have a very primitive, goofy sense of humor, so the sillier the joke is, the better.
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To begin, here is a joke from my mother. “The moment I heard this joke, I immediately thought of you, sweetie!” she said. I have no idea why she did, of course. 🙂 So here is the joke:
A man and a woman are having sex for the first time. After sex, she immediately gets up and lights a cigarette.
“I realized during sex that I’m not your first man,” the guy says.
“And I realized you are not my last,” the woman responds.