In class today I was explaining how Franco’s dictatorship imposed a very strict dress code on women.

“The kind of dress I’m wearing today, pants, short shorts, sleeveless blouses, open-necked shirts – all that was considered indecent by the dictatorship,” I say. “Now, why do we wear short skirts and dresses and shorts?”

“To look pretty and attract men!” a male student blurts out.

Female students roar with laughter.

“Believe it or not,” I smile, “I don’t come here to look pretty or attract anybody. That’s really the last thing on my mind when I come to teach. But let’s ask our female colleagues. Women, why are you wearing T-shirts and shorts today?”

“Because it’s +92 degrees F,” a female student explains.

“Ah!” says the male student who had advanced the “looking pretty” theory. “That. . . makes sense.”

I’m always happy to challenge the worldview based on the idea that women exist to look pretty and attract men and for no other purpose whatsoever.

9 responses to “Why Do Women Wear Clothes?”

  1. musteryou Avatar

    Why do men wear clothes? Because they lost the vestigial garment of an ape, his cape.

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  2. David Bellamy Avatar

    I was taught as a child that women dress to be fashionable and never to attract men, which they have no interest in doing, ever.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Both extremes are too extreme, of course.

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  3. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    That’s an amazing story.

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  4. gerrydorrian66 Avatar
    gerrydorrian66

    Franco imposed a very strict dress-code on women. Islamists want to expose a very strict dress-code on women. And they call anti-Islamists fascists…

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I think that burqas, etc. are absolute barbarity and have blogged about it extensively.

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  5. Handsome Jack Avatar
    Handsome Jack

    Women should be gratuitously naked and exhibit .

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I’m guessing from this comment that not a single woman in the world cares about your opinion as to what she should do. Sucks to be you, man.

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  6. Lena Avatar
    Lena

    I feel that if I covered myself in Islamic garb, I would be inclined to behave very badly. Anonymity removes a level of shame (at least for me), so with my entire face and body veiled, I would probably curse like a sailor, drive like a schizophrenic and possibly (if it was a really demented day), use my burka as a handy shoplifting accessory!

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