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Local Sermon

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A local church (one of a scary number) always has the best sermon titles. We pass by just to see what the pastor comes up with each week.

Today’s title was: “Some people give and forgive and some people get and forget.”

This is a very insightful description of a psychological dynamic between a happy sadist and a gleeful masochist.

We are now seriously considering going to listen to one of the sermons.

3 responses to “Local Sermon”

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    Kellen

    A local business (keep in mind, this is a store, not a church) here has a sign up currently:

    “If you don’t like how you were born, try being born again.” A large part of me simply interprets this as a huge joke. Sadly, I think they’re serious.

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      bloggerclarissa

      OK, this is totally hilarious. We are now scaring people at the coffee-shop with our roaring laughter.

      Thank you for sharing this!

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        Kellen

        I like to read it like “If you think it’s hot in Georgia, try living in Mexico!”
        (Also, while you’re here, buy some baby clothes and tchotchkes!)

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