A local church (one of a scary number) always has the best sermon titles. We pass by just to see what the pastor comes up with each week.
Today’s title was: “Some people give and forgive and some people get and forget.”
This is a very insightful description of a psychological dynamic between a happy sadist and a gleeful masochist.
We are now seriously considering going to listen to one of the sermons.
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A local business (keep in mind, this is a store, not a church) here has a sign up currently:
“If you don’t like how you were born, try being born again.” A large part of me simply interprets this as a huge joke. Sadly, I think they’re serious.
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OK, this is totally hilarious. We are now scaring people at the coffee-shop with our roaring laughter.
Thank you for sharing this!
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I like to read it like “If you think it’s hot in Georgia, try living in Mexico!”
(Also, while you’re here, buy some baby clothes and tchotchkes!)
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