Updates Needed

I have to talk about the political news tomorrow but it’s the end of the academic year and I’m completely out of touch. I spent all day today battling Legal to let the sweet widow come to the award ceremony. I won. My definition of “including but not limited to” finally prevailed. But I have no idea what’s happening in the world.

Please update me, people. Please, pretty please. I’m a rescuer of sweet old widows, and I deserve help.