A Russian Joke
Man #1: I heard you left your wife of 30 years and married a 20-year-old girl. What possessed you to do that?
Man #2: Well, the thing is, my ex-wife is 60. Whenever we go to bed, she wants sex, she wants to snuggle, she wants to talk, she wants to watch TV together. I’m exhausted! The 20-year-old wife, though, leaves in the evening and comes back in the morning. And I can sleep all I want!