At first, I found my pregnancy apps (I have 2) to be quite useful. They explained to me what my symptoms meant and how the fetus was developing. This was interesting and fun. Now, however, they have started getting preachy and creepy.
To give an example, yesterday, in the section addressed to the expectant father, the following advice was proffered:
Surprise your pregnant partner by doing something nice for her. Like cleaning the bathroom! Here is a step-by-step guide on how to do that. . .
It is sad when cleaning a toilet becomes surprising in an adult. It is also confusing why cleaning a bathroom is something to be done for a woman. Surely, she is not the only person in the house to use it. I seem to recall that men also urinate and even. . . believe it or not . . . defecate. And how old exactly is this expectant father supposed to be if he has no idea how to clean a bathroom and needs instructions? Is he really old enough to be having sex?
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People who have never had a childhood like to regress and “play house”.
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That would be such a major let down as a surprise!!! ‘My love, I have a surprise for you!” “Really! Aw, what is it?” “The toilet is clean”.
Whaaaaat?..
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🙂 🙂 Mu question would be, “Jeez, how dirty was it that this is supposed to be such a huge surprise?”
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