I’m walking with a colleague.

“I never manage to recognize this guy S when I meet him,” I say. “First, he lost an incredible amount of weight, then he gained it back again, and as a result I never recognize him.”

“And do you know how he lost all that weight?” the colleague asks. “All he had to do was give up on soda and carbohydrates. That is all he had to give up. Nothing else!”

“If he had to give up potatoes,” I say, “then there is nothing else left.”

“But that was all he had to give up,” the colleague insists.

“But potatoes. . .” I object.

“Yes, but that’s a small sacrifice.”

“BUT POTATOES!!!!!” I repeat.

Ukrainians and non-Ukrainians will never reach an agreement as to whether giving up potatoes is a huge sacrifice.

14 responses to “How to Know Your Colleague Is Not Ukrainian”

  1. JaneB Avatar

    We British also love our spuds. Giving up bread and potatoes – a huge sacrifice. Given the choice – potatoes win over bread.

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  2. Benoni Avatar
    Benoni

    Must’ve confused passers-by to see a wild-haired Ukrainian woman shout “BUT POTATOES!!!” at her bewildered colleague. 😀

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Yes, I deserve a medal for relieving the monotony of this extremely quiet, boring area. 🙂 🙂

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  3. Z Avatar

    Scandinavians. And yet potatoes are a recent arrival to Europe.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I still don’t remember life without it. 🙂 🙂

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  4. musteryou Avatar

    Africans love white corn. I made Mike some mealie meal last night, with some relish. Corn was recent introduction to Africa. I don’t think it’s more than a couple of hundred years old. Before that, they used millet.

    http://tumfweko.com/2012/12/14/kasama-town-runs-out-of-mealie-meal-completely-residents-turn-to-cassava-meal/

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  5. Profesor F-B Avatar
    Profesor F-B

    Ha, ha! But hey… But POTATOES!

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  6. n8chz Avatar

    Semantic noise can even create a rather convincing simulation of insanity, as Dr. Paul Watzlawick has demonstrated in several books. Dr. Watzlawick, incidentally, got his first inkling of this psychotomimetic function of semantic noise when arriving at a mental hospital as a new staff member. He reported to the office of the Chief Psychiatrist, where he found a woman sitting at the desk in the outer office. Dr. Watzlawick made the assumption he had found the boss’s secretary. “I’m Watzlawick,” he said, assuming the “secretary” would know he had an appointment. “I didn’t say you were,” she replied. A bit taken aback, Dr. Watzlawick exclaimed, “But I am.” “Then why did you deny it?” she asked. At this point, in Dr. Watzlawick’s view of the situation, the woman no longer seemed a secretary. He now classified her as a schizophrenic patient who had somehow wandered into the staff offices. Naturally, he became very careful in “dealing with” her.

    Fore-Words
    To Robert Anton Wilsons
    Quantum Psychology

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      My love of potatoes is not as insane as it sounds.

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  7. el Avatar
    el

    I love rice, not potatoes. Guess I am Chinese at heart. 🙂

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Rice is good. BUT POTATOES!! 🙂 🙂

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  8. David Gendron Avatar

    Potatoes are very popular in Québec.

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  9. David Bellamy Avatar

    I had to give up potatoes. They cause me severe heart palpitations if I eat more than a taste.

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      I’m sorry to hear that! I’m hopelessly addicted to them.

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