Why is it that all vulgar people are obsessed with royalty?
I don’t know. I used to eat dog food as a kid. There was this meal made of corn, which had a gravy flavor. I used to eat it by the mouthful, although it was starkly labeled, “Not for human consumption”. I also used to eat horse food. If I was making a bran meal, I would often try it first. Horse cubes were also delicious. They had molasses in them and broken bits of corn for a surprising nutty flavor. One for me, one for you.
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Ooh, bad idea; you feed a cat anything expensive and it will never be willing to settle for the cheap stuff ever again.
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“Cat parties”??
Cats don’t have parties. Who are these pet owners who try and project human activity onto their animals. If another cat so much as sniffs my garden from the other side of the fence my cat is there ready to beat the hell out of it.
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