Two stupid, brainless, idiotic creatures stopped their stupid, ugly, idiotic van right in front of my door and decided to sit there with the van door open. They also had a huge dog in there that was obviously neither muzzled nor leashed. Most people seem to think that dog ownership puts them outside the requirements of civility and polite co-existence with humans.
I had no idea about the van, the losers or the dog when I decided to leave the house to take a walk. So I opened the door and saw this enormous creature literally flying at me. Its brainless, idiotic owner was mewling pathetically in the animal’s wake as the brain-dead loser that she is, “Buster, get back. . .” Because animals understand language and really care what their stupid owners want them to do.
I barely had the time to step back and slam the door in front of the beast.
And now imagine what would happen if I were pushing a pram* with a baby in front of me. I would have never had the time to turn around with the pram. Or if I were carrying the baby. Or of the kid ran out first, like kids like to do.
I could have also been disabled or elderly. This vicious thing can easily knock a smaller or a frailer person off her feet.
The two stupid flower-power losers batted their idiotic eye-lashes at me, sang “Sooooorry. . .” and pretended to leash the creature. Of course when I was coming back from my walk, the animal was unleashed again, and the whole scene repeated itself. The freaks drove off fast to avoid the need to explain their behavior.
It was super cool to see all this great female solidarity from two freakazoids who are still young enough to think it’s entertaining to scare pregnant women with dogs.
The are two categories of people who always turn out to be cruel and heartless to the point of complete sociopathy: the vocally and showily religious and the so-called animal lovers.
* I’m stressed out and I’m shaking, so I don’t remember what you call it in the US.
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