Penis Joke

OK, I can’t help myself. I just need to share this joke that seems to have been made about Weiner even though it’s older than he is.

A man walks into a doctor’s office, unzips his pants, and plops his penis onto the doctor’s table.

“Does it hurt?” the doctor asks.

“No.”

“Does it itch?”

“No.”

“Is it too small?”

“No.”

“Too big?”

“No.”

“Then what???” the doctor finally explodes.

“It’s nice, isn’t it?” the man asks wistfully.

5 responses to “Penis Joke”

  1. OyiaBrown Avatar
    OyiaBrown

    Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.

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  2. Benoni Avatar
    Benoni

    Are we doing penis jokes now?

    Because when I use protection, it’s less of a condom and more a child-sized sleeping bag.

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  3. Titfortat Avatar
    Titfortat

    If you cant read the serial number on the condom then it means you havnt rolled it down far enough. 😉

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  4. Tim Avatar

    Oh yeah? My penis is so polite. It stands up so women can sit down.

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    1. Titfortat Avatar
      Titfortat

      Tim

      Very funny!

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