Penis Joke

OK, I can’t help myself. I just need to share this joke that seems to have been made about Weiner even though it’s older than he is.

A man walks into a doctor’s office, unzips his pants, and plops his penis onto the doctor’s table.

“Does it hurt?” the doctor asks.

“No.”

“Does it itch?”

“No.”

“Is it too small?”

“No.”

“Too big?”

“No.”

“Then what???” the doctor finally explodes.

“It’s nice, isn’t it?” the man asks wistfully.

5 thoughts on “Penis Joke

  1. Are we doing penis jokes now?

    Because when I use protection, it’s less of a condom and more a child-sized sleeping bag.

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  2. If you cant read the serial number on the condom then it means you havnt rolled it down far enough. 😉

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