My New Name

My new name is “Wow, you look like you are ready to pop!” because this is how people invariably address me these days.

4 responses to “My New Name”

  1. cliff arroyo Avatar

    How I would answer: “My, what a lovely image! Thank you!”

    (with as much fake sincerity and pleasantness as I could muster)

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  2. Benoni Avatar
    Benoni

    “When I do I will make sure my organs will land on you. It will be gross.”

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  3. kelly Avatar
    kelly

    Days are very long; almost eternal.

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  4. n8chz Avatar

    Je suis éclatée de vous voir.

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