“Why is the US so religious as opposed to other developed countries?” a European friend asks me.
The reason is that the kind of religion most Americans practice is so easy, I tell him. It’s the perfect religion for lazy consumers who want no hardship and no obligations.
I mean, take the Greek Orthodox Christianity. That religion is extremely hard and requires many sacrifices from the faithful. I don’t belong to it and would never consider belonging but I have to recognize that one has to be very serious about one’s faith to fulfill all the requirements. Just consider the endless fasts when you have to give up sex and all the good food. Can you imagine Americans giving up on eating anything tasty for several months out of a year? Yeah, right.
Catholicism is easier but still quite hard. There is work to do, effort to make, sacrifices to offer.
Judaism and Islam are equally demanding when done seriously and conscientiously. Practicing these religions is like having a second job with no pay.
And now consider the US Evangelicals. They don’t have to do anything to consider themselves religious. There is no fasting, no confession, no repentance, no authority to respect and obey. Feel like proclaiming yourself a founder of a new church? Go ahead! Feel like stuffing your face with hamburgers, guzzling beer, yet still feeling super self-righteous? Knock yourself out! Feel like engaging in every act of depravity between bouts of massive preaching? Feel free! The only requirements consist of attending services that look more like Broadway musicals every once in a while and hating gays and feminists. Easy peasy! What’s not to like about a nifty religion like that?
Can you imagine any of the Americans who foam at the mouth with their so-called religiousness giving up on alcohol and praying five times a day for their beliefs? Let’s agree that it isn’t very likely.
Please don’t think I’m condemning Americans for choosing this consumerist approach to religion. I’m an even better consumer than they are and, as a result, my religiousness requires even less that theirs. I don’t need either to attend services or hate gays and feminists to practice it.