It’s not nearly as easy as all of these humorous posts I’m publishing are making it sound. I feel like I’ve become a different person, a person I don’t really know. Today, for instance, I discovered that I’m irresistibly drawn to orange things. Why orange things? It’s a mystery. I never liked the color before but today I bought this orange nightgown:
And then I also bought an orange notebook and. . . prepare for the real weirdness now. . . I bought an issue of New Republic because it had huge orange letters on the cover:
I’m going to read the orange magazine while wearing my orange nightgown and eating oranges from a big bag.
I don’t think it makes sense to expend energy on resisting the weirdness right now so I will embrace it. I’m going to color my hair soon, and if the orange obsession doesn’t abate by that time, you know what to prepare for.




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