N wanted to share my oysters but I told them they look like female sex organs and he didn’t want them any longer.
7 responses to “Know How to Defend Your Food”
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Indeed, one should only eat the food that looks like male sex organs
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I’m Ukrainian, I can eat anything. (Except cooked onions. Bleh. )
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I’m not normally squeamish, I’ve eaten snails, squid etc. and I cooked and ate a whole kilo bag of mussels all to myself a few days ago – delicious! But I can’t eat oysters. It’s not the resemblance to genitalia, it’s the fact that they contract when I squeeze lemon juice on them – food should not wince!
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This is my objection to oysters in its entirety. Linguine con le vongole, on the other hand…. mmmm. Hungry now.
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Personally I prefer my oysters breaded and fried.
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You and I couldn’t be more different in this respect. 🙂
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Heh, oysters taste a bit like female sex organs, too. I’m pretty sure that’s why they’re touted as a cure for impotence.
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