Know How to Defend Your Food

October 14, 2013October 14, 2013 ~ Clarissa

N wanted to share my oysters but I told them they look like female sex organs and he didn’t want them any longer.

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musteryou says:

October 14, 2013 at 20:23

Indeed, one should only eat the food that looks like male sex organs

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1. bloggerclarissa says:
  
  October 14, 2013 at 21:07
  
  I’m Ukrainian, I can eat anything. (Except cooked onions. Bleh. )
  
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sugs says:

October 15, 2013 at 04:17

I’m not normally squeamish, I’ve eaten snails, squid etc. and I cooked and ate a whole kilo bag of mussels all to myself a few days ago – delicious! But I can’t eat oysters. It’s not the resemblance to genitalia, it’s the fact that they contract when I squeeze lemon juice on them – food should not wince!

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1. FD says:
  
  October 15, 2013 at 07:03
  
  This is my objection to oysters in its entirety. Linguine con le vongole, on the other hand…. mmmm. Hungry now.
  
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Danny says:

October 15, 2013 at 12:55

Personally I prefer my oysters breaded and fried.

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1. bloggerclarissa says:
  
  October 15, 2013 at 13:32
  
  You and I couldn’t be more different in this respect. 🙂
  
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Stille (@aperfectbalance) says:

October 15, 2013 at 14:47

Heh, oysters taste a bit like female sex organs, too. I’m pretty sure that’s why they’re touted as a cure for impotence.

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