A Pink Gift

For our wedding anniversary, I bought N a bouquet of pink roses and a huge box of chocolates with all kinds of fruit fillings.

“Can you wrap it in pink paper with a pink bow?” I asked the young man at the counter.

“Sure,” he said. “Who is it for?”

“It’s for my husband,” I explained.

“Where are you from?” he wondered.

“From Ukraine.”

“So is it a tradition in your country to give men flowers?”

“Yes,” I replied, “and they have got to be pink.”

“That’s so cool,” the young man said. “I wish I were from Ukraine.”

11 responses to “A Pink Gift”

  1. nepaliaustralian Avatar

    Ohoo how great is that. Love all this traditions.

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  2. Tim Avatar

    Is that really an Ukrainian tradition or were you bullshitting him?

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Well, I’m trying to start the tradition, and spreading the word is the way to go. 🙂 Since traditions are all invented anyways, why not by me, you know?

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  3. Evelina Anville Avatar
    Evelina Anville

    Why pink? Is it a color he is fond of?

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      We are trying to figure out which flowers he likes, so we are going through one color after another to see what works best. 🙂

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  4. David Gendron Avatar

    Be careful Clarissa, the pseudo-feminists like those retards in Shakesville will be mad at you!

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  5. bullshiter1 Avatar
    bullshiter1

    Sounds like lovely present for hubby

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  6. bullshiter1 Avatar
    bullshiter1

    You should add lots of balloons too. Pink are preferred

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  7. bullshiter1 Avatar
    bullshiter1

    And pink butterflies spreading pink confettis all over hubby’s body

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    1. bloggerclarissa Avatar

      Wow, man, don’t tell me you spent the whole day thinking about it. 🙂

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      1. bullshiter1 Avatar
        bullshiter1

        Yes indeed thinkin about the pink color fleshy a0nd nice, didn’t you?

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