For our wedding anniversary, I bought N a bouquet of pink roses and a huge box of chocolates with all kinds of fruit fillings.
“Can you wrap it in pink paper with a pink bow?” I asked the young man at the counter.
“Sure,” he said. “Who is it for?”
“It’s for my husband,” I explained.
“Where are you from?” he wondered.
“From Ukraine.”
“So is it a tradition in your country to give men flowers?”
“Yes,” I replied, “and they have got to be pink.”
“That’s so cool,” the young man said. “I wish I were from Ukraine.”
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Ohoo how great is that. Love all this traditions.
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Is that really an Ukrainian tradition or were you bullshitting him?
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Well, I’m trying to start the tradition, and spreading the word is the way to go. 🙂 Since traditions are all invented anyways, why not by me, you know?
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Why pink? Is it a color he is fond of?
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We are trying to figure out which flowers he likes, so we are going through one color after another to see what works best. 🙂
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Be careful Clarissa, the pseudo-feminists like those retards in Shakesville will be mad at you!
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Sounds like lovely present for hubby
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You should add lots of balloons too. Pink are preferred
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And pink butterflies spreading pink confettis all over hubby’s body
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Wow, man, don’t tell me you spent the whole day thinking about it. 🙂
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Yes indeed thinkin about the pink color fleshy a0nd nice, didn’t you?
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