I don’t know if it’s considered courteous to snip out bits of other people’s Facebook pages, so I will just reproduce the hilarious dialogue I had with a friend yesterday here.
The friend posted photos of herself on the beautiful beach resort. Under the photos, we had the following short dialogue:
Clarissa: Bitch. I spent the whole day at work, in meetings.
Friend: Beach. . .
Clarissa: Yes, keep having fun while some of us sit here, green with envy.
The moral of the story: the best friends are the ones to whom you can easily say, “I’m totally envious of you.”