We Are Chic

We are a very chic little town. My hair-dresser, the one who works at a salon next to the gastropub, is an art conoisseuse and, together with her third husband, has amassed a large collection of abstract paintings and Mexican pottery.

But I am even more chic because she didn’t know what a Steampod is and I not only know it but have been using one for months. So even though I’m only on my second husband, I think I win in terms of sophistication.