I asked for a grande iced Americano at our campus Starbucks and instead got a piping hot venti Americano and a lukewarm venti Americano. I could have waited for the correct third version but there is a limit on how much Americano even I can ingest.
I know there’s some cool metaphor hiding within the Americano adventure but I’m exhausted and can’t find it. The exhaustion is actually the reason for the Americanos.
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They are, by company policy, required to get your drink right. You don’t have to pay for more than one, and you certainly aren’t required to drink them!
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I’m in Seattle tomorrow, I promise I’ll order an Americano at the best cafe in the city (Victrola Coffee Roasters) raise it in toast, and say “This one’s for Clarissa!” before I drink it.
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Have fun! I will try not to be envious.
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[flashback to a 1980s Folger’s coffee commercial]
“We’ve secretly replaced the regular competent Starbucks staff with some trainees from a failing shop in London. Let’s see if anyone notices.”
I suppose they thought you’d “suck it up” and “cope” in the English way.
If only I could get any London Starbucks to make a “proper” Frappuccino in the American way — if I wanted a slightly colder chocolate milk with coffee, I’d have gone to Costa Coffee instead …
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