Deer

I’ve been expecting it, and today it finally happened. A deer jumped out of the woods right in front of my car.

I’m very proud that I managed to cause no damage to the dear or anybody else in this situation.

9 responses to “Deer”

  1. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    So you, the deer, any other cars/pedestrians and the car are fine?

    This is like a rite of passage where I grew up. You may see some deer wander by your creek if you haven’t already.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Yes, I managed to slow down gracefully and safely even though I was half asleep.

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  2. David P. Bellamy Avatar

    I think that in most states, if someone else hits a deer with a car it is legal to collect and butcher it. Venison is delicious. Years ago I knew a man who was a vegetarian except for road-kill deer. He used their skins to make wonderful drums!

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I can’t really imagine myself collecting and butchering dead deer but I do love venison.

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  3. Evelina Anville Avatar
    Evelina Anville

    Congrats on avoiding the deer! I have an unrelated question on the password protected posts. Is that just for people you know in real life? Or can loyal blog readers get a password? If so, my e-mail evelinanville@gmail.com. Let me know. πŸ™‚

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I’m figuring out how the password system works. The announcement on the subject is forthcoming. You and everybody not on my tenure committee will get the password! πŸ™‚

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      1. Evelina Anville Avatar
        Evelina Anville

        Oh that makes sense. That’s a great idea! πŸ™‚

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  4. Jones Avatar
    Jones

    You did install a deer alert whistle, rather than a deer call, right? πŸ™‚

    BTW, this sort of thing is fairly common:
    http://www.sav-a-life.com/Deeralert_intro.htm

    Otherwise, get a fur bearer licence, Mad Max of Southern Illinois:
    http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-01-07/furbearer-retrieving-roadkill/52434074/1

    You’re just going to let someone else scrape up that Premium Roadkill? πŸ™‚

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Wow, this is really hard-core.

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