Fresh Jokes from Russia

“Can a woman be president of Russia?”
“According to the constitution yes, but in reality no.”
“Why not?”
“Because Putin is not a woman.”
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Putin brought back the Soviet anthem,  the mandatory school uniforms,  the food shortages, and Stalin’s fitness norms. All that’s left for him to do is ban sex.
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It makes sense to give Putin the Nobel Peace Prize. Or he will just come and take it.
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A defense of rights and freedoms is the best excuse for eliminating dissidents.

6 thoughts on “Fresh Jokes from Russia

        1. ” I am not reading around enough but have not seen Putin praise in liberal publications let alone leftist ones.”

          – Did you, for instance, see the comments from my reader who says he is a Communist which is why (according to him) he supports Putin? It is the same idea expressed by my college prof on Facebook. He is a member of the PCE since 1970 but is filled with praise for Putin. WTF???

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