“Can a woman be president of Russia?”
“According to the constitution yes, but in reality no.”
“Why not?”
“Because Putin is not a woman.”
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Putin brought back the Soviet anthem, the mandatory school uniforms, the food shortages, and Stalin’s fitness norms. All that’s left for him to do is ban sex.
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It makes sense to give Putin the Nobel Peace Prize. Or he will just come and take it.
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A defense of rights and freedoms is the best excuse for eliminating dissidents.

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