On the basis of my blogging, text messaging and emails, my phone is learning to speak my language.
When I write “go to”, the phone suggests the following words to continue the phrase:
1. Fuck yourself
2. Hell in a basket
3. Psychologist
When I write “crazy, the phone suggests:
1. Russians
2. As fuck
3. Expensive
When I write “stupid, the phone suggests:
1. Sheep
2. As fuck
3. Russians

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