My Language

On the basis of my blogging, text messaging and emails,  my phone is learning to speak my language.

When I write “go to”, the phone suggests the following words to continue the phrase:

1. Fuck yourself
2. Hell in a basket
3. Psychologist

When I write “crazy, the phone suggests:

1. Russians
2. As fuck
3. Expensive

When I write “stupid, the phone suggests:

1. Sheep
2. As fuck
3. Russians

7 thoughts on “My Language

      1. You have a pretty wide vocabulary. I learn a lot of new words and expressions on your blog. In fact, I learn much more here than in the English conversation class I attend and is held by a native teacher. Unfortunately, she’s not really thrilled about teaching low status immigrants, looks at her watch every 10 minute and sometimes says “oh, we still have 20 more minutes”. Your blog is a better investment of my time :).

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