We had a deputy director of Illinois Board of Higher Education speak on campus today. He said the following:
In the nearest future, only rich people will get to go to real universities. Everybody else will get educated online. This is why mid-tier universities, such as ours, need to go online, period. This is what students want. This is what the state can afford.
Online education is as good as the real education because that’s what somebody said on some survey somewhere in the boondocks.
If a state can keep at least one or two state universities in existence, that already will be a great achievement. Such universities will do no research because research prevents students from having access to professors [sic].
If academic programs don’t attract enough students to justify their existence, they should be eliminated.
We are losing our competitive edge on the world arena.
College degrees are no longer meaningful because people can get the same stuff for free online. Instead of a college degree, it makes more sense for students to present employers with a list of their marketable skills and a list of specific facts the student learned online.
What students know will become less important than what they can do.
Students need to access classes from their cell phones and in their cars because they come from diverse backgrounds. Classroom discussions, office hours with a professor, lectures, study groups, and papers will all be online.
Startup ventures can educate students better than colleges.
The bestest ever model of public university is Western Governors University. And besides, why should a credential from Microsoft University or the British Open University be less prestigious than one from a regional state college?
And if you don’t like this, you are an irrelevant outdated academic who will be forced out of the system.
The curtain.
P.S. No, I’m not punking you. I copy-pasted these statements from the PP delivered at the meeting, making cosmetic changes only, to save space.
P.P.S. I have only one question: why do you, Americans, hate yourselves so much?

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