I was given Gary Brecher’s The War Nerd book as a gift, and it’s great fun. Here, for instance, is an excerpt on Colombia:
The historians I’ve been reading – typical bleeding -heart college professors – all try to say Colombians aren’t really violent. Oh no! It’s America’s fault, or it’s the United Fruit Company’s fault, or whatever… So how about a little truth for once? As in: Colombians kill. They’ve done it nonstop for 400 years. They’ll do it for another 400. That’s part of the reason it’s hard to explain the current wars in Colombia, because they’re just a little episode in one long war that will never end.
Finally, somebody with something refreshingly reasonable to say about Colombia. And in Mexico, instead of one long war, you have a periodic flare-up of insane violence. A new century hits, Mexicans start killing each other. By the fourth decade of the century, they get whatever it is out of their systems, it all settles down, and there is stagnation under a benevolent dictatorial power until a new century arrives. And then the cycle repeats. The drug wars and the Americans are just an excuse. And since Americans enjoy being an excuse for the shitty behavior of others, then everybody is happy.

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