As you have probably guessed, I’m administering a final exam and browsing through my blog roll. Here is another fascinating link:

Many readers were duly aghast when I highlighted this “call for applications” (we won’t call it a “job ad”), for a “non-stipendiary residency” at a feminist research center. I was upset about what is apparently a call this center makes (presumably with success) on an annual basis, for one very simple reason: It is advertising for scholars to come and work at this center in exchange for “networking,” “collaboration” and “prestige” instead of money.

Got it? A FEMINIST research center – wait, stay with it for a moment,  a feminist center. Remember feminism? – is inviting women to work for free. Women – to work for free. A feminist research center. Makes total sense, that. ‘Cause feminism is all about getting women to do more uncompensated work.

What’s next, uncompensated teaching positions at the Department of African -American Studies? Or below-minimum-wage professorships at the Department of Hispanic Studies? Or the Department of Slavic Studies where professors provide sexual services to fund their research?

11 responses to “It Would Be Funny”

  1. N G Avatar
    N G

    People won’t be satisfied until you can hire academics on Task Rabbit or Fiverr and with the Rauner administration that day may not be far off. At least you might make five bucks.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      “People won’t be satisfied until you can hire academics on Task Rabbit or Fiverr and with the Rauner administration that day may not be far off. At least you might make five bucks.”

      – Exactly. And then Rauner will purchase Fiverr, and everybody will be happy.

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      1. Jones Avatar
        Jones

        Why am I suddenly imagining the Office of Handicapper General from Kurt Vonnegut’s “Harrison Bergeron”, complete with shotgun-wielding Handicapper General?

        In other news, lead shot futures are going up … 🙂

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  2. valter07 Avatar

    I know of people coming to places like MIT for several months for what is essentially an unpaid postdoc…

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      If the word “feminist” wasn’t in the title, this would still be appalling but at least it wouldn’t rise to the level of being completely, bizarrely and offensively ridiculous.

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      1. valter07 Avatar

        They just treat education/experience in any subject at a big-name place exactly the same way. In that sense there is no discrimination – everyone gets treated the same way, professional feminists, professional engineers, etc…

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Equality of lack of opportunity! 🙂

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  3. Rebecca Schuman Avatar

    Your last paragraph is the funniest thing I have ever read and maybe ever will be. I mean, sobbing-funny, social-injustice-rage-inducing funny, but funny nonetheless. ❤

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Thank you for bringing this to light because people begin to treat these things like they are completely normal.

      Feminist slogan of the day: “To stop women from complaining about being paid less than men, let’s not pay them at all!” Yay, we have just defeated pay inequality!

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      1. Rebecca Schuman Avatar

        Can’t be “unequal” when it’s not there at all!

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  4. Jonathan Mayhew Avatar
    Jonathan Mayhew

    I learned the word “non-stipendiary” today. Chilling.

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