The Button Heaven

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Clarissa

December 23, 2014

So how many PhDs does it take to figure out where to find buttons in the US?

The answer: Many. This complex issue had everybody stumped until N gave a brilliant solution. He suggested that I go to Goodwill, buy a piece of clothing with big buttons for $2, and cut off the buttons.

And this is exactly what I did. Goodwill was full of wonderful, big-buttoned pieces of clothing. I cannot believe this had me so stumped for so long.

N went to Purdue, by the way. If anybody needed any proof that this school graduates brilliant people, here it is.

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8 responses to “The Button Heaven”

¡No Pasarán! (@nopasa)

December 23, 2014

There’s a reason they turn out so many astronauts.

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Shakti

December 23, 2014

If you just needed a small quantity of identical buttons that’s the best way. I would have just gone to a sewing store myself.

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1. Clarissa
  
  December 23, 2014
  
  If he had a sewing store close, I would. But I’ll just spend more on gas driving there.
  
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anon

December 23, 2014

I can’t believe you guys don’t have any fabric and craft stores. Joann’s and Michaels are two of the more common. I know Joann’s has buttons, for future reference.

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1. Clarissa
  
  December 23, 2014
  
  I’ve been to Michaels : no buttons. They have everything but buttons.
  
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  1. Evelina Anville
    
    December 24, 2014
    
    Joanne’s! That’s where I eventually found buttons. I had no luck at Michael’s either. I wish I had thought about Goodwill!! But it truly was an Odyssey when I needed buttons.
    
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xykademiqz

December 23, 2014

Walmart should have a crafts section, with buttons, fabrics, and the like.

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Jones

December 25, 2014

But what if I want jacket buttons that haven’t been invented yet?

I want some metal jacket buttons with the Tube logo on them — I have yet to see such a thing even on the Tube employees’ jackets …

Anyone reading with a CNC milling machine, some time, and a licence from Transport for London should make this happen. 🙂

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