Birthday Program

My birthday is coming up and celebrating is always a challenge because it coincides with the end of the academic year. Of course, I’d never allow a mountain of grading and paperwork to prevent me from celebrating, so here is what I have planned:

1. After uploading this post, I will drive to the airport to collect my sister who is coming from Montréal to celebrate with me.

2. Then we will buy a mountain of ethnic food at the “Russian” store in St. Louis.

3. Tomorrow, we will visit the salon for massages and pedicures, and then N is taking us out to a cool new restaurant.

4. On Sunday, we will have a small Birthday party with pro-Ukranian overtones. Basia is coming, and we will compensate ourselves for the suffering of last week’s party at the Putinoids’ place.

5. And on Monday, my sister and I will visit the only pretty street in St. Louis.

There is no grading scheduled here but I pointed out to the students that I never persecuted them for handing in stuff late, so now it’s their turn to extend me the same consideration. Students agreed.

5 thoughts on “Birthday Program

  1. There is a pretty street in Saint Louis?

    This is like saying there’s a part of Dallas/Fort Worth that isn’t covered in tarmac yet. 🙂

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    1. “There is a pretty street in Saint Louis?”

      • Well, it’s more like half a block and only if you squint and look straight ahead at all times. But hey, I
        ll take whatever I can. 🙂

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      1. When local news programmes do the obligatory shot of the city as background for the presenters, do their production teams blur the cityscape a bit?

        “Oh, look, the Beeb is broadcasting from Hell … I mean Hull … so they’ve blurred the cityscape so you won’t notice how squalid it is” … 🙂

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