Two Russian special ops officers were wounded in a battle near Lugansk (that’s the city where I was born, by the way.) They were captured by Ukrainians who tried to tend to their wounds. The Russians started freaking out and begging the doctors not to steal their organs. When asked what the hell they were going on about, the soldiers replied that they’d been warned by their commanders that Ukrainians would cut organs out of their POWs to sell them on the black market.
Now the soldiers have finally been treated and are lying in nice, comfortable beds, giving massive evidence about their warfare in Ukraine. They will be put on trial for terrorist activities.
Putin, of course, denied their existence.

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