The FIFA Scandal

Russians are in fits over the FIFA arrests. Putin is issuing official statements, condemning Americans for persecuting the poor innocent FIFA on political grounds, everybody is experiencing extreme outrage over the arrests.

What’s funny is that nobody has accused Russia of anything in connection with FIFA just yet. But this intense emotional involvement is giving away the secret of how Russia was chosen to host the 2018 World Cup.

7 responses to “The FIFA Scandal”

  1. el Avatar
    el

    Latest news:

    Palestinians drop FIFA suspension demand
    Jibril Rajoub cancels vote on suspending Israel from football association at last minute following frantic negotiations, urges audience to turn to the United Nations.

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  2. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    Does that mean it’s time for Madimir Putin?

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    1. Tim Avatar
      Tim

      How did I do that? O.O

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    2. Clarissa Avatar

      God, what a rat. He even looks like a rat. Bleh.

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  3. Jones Avatar
    Jones

    Of course, RT was putting forth its spin that the Americans are only doing it because the 2018 and 2022 venue awards went to Qatar and Russia …

    [that’s what I get for leaving RT on too long after watching “Boom.Bu$t” …]

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      The Russian media are mimicking Putin’s narcissism: everything on the planet is about Russia.

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  4. cliff arroyo Avatar

    Putin often reminds me of the old Chinese story about a guy who finds a bunch of gold coins and doesn’ know where to hide them.

    He finally buries them in his garden and to be extra safe he puts a sign “Gold coins are not buried here” right over where he buried them…..

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