N took pity on my battle against the invading hordes of Putinoid rabbits and built me a tall fence with a door that I can use to go inside and remove weeds:
“Sometimes, I’m really glad you are not Jewish,” I joked.
I gardened for 2,5 hours the day before yesterday and for an hour yesterday, and now my whole body hurts. Gardening accesses the muscle groups that the gym equipment just doesn’t reach. And I still have more weeding to do today.
All rabbits will try to steal stuff from people’s gardens. Are these Putinoid rabbits because they’re targeting a Ukrainian’s garden?
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Exactly! They are trying to destroy the sunflowers that symbolize Ukraine! There are tons of grass everywhere, yet they are dedicated to destroying the sunflowers. That’s totally Putinoid.
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That fence is a vast improvement. In the case of rabbits, Frost was right, “good fences make good neighbors.”
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Now that the rabbits are rendered good neighbors, perhaps you should make some treaty with them? Do you have any Russian neighbors nearby whom you could invade together? And then trade the loot for Crimea?
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And what does it have to do with being or not being Jewish? Jewish not supposed to be handy? The history of Israel kind of disproves that…
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Have you ever met a Jewish guy who has built a fence? It’s like that shortest joke in the world: “a Jewish janitor.” 🙂
I’m kidding, I’m kidding. It’s more of a family joke than anything else.
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