So do you know how in the US we always charge our cell phones in public places? It turns out you can’t do that in England. I saw a cluster of outlets located at the waist level at Waterston’s and concluded they must exist specifically for charging phones.
But when the store workers saw my phone charging, they flipped. In the UK, charging the phone publicly seems akin to masturbating in public because the store workers seemed horribly embarrassed about the whole thing. After I removed my charger, I continued browsing books but the workers kept practically wriggling in shame around me.
Finally, a young woman approached me and with a whisper that 100 years ago was used for offers of pornographic postcards informed me that there was a booth on the third floor of Selfridge ‘ s where I could “do it privately.”
So I headed to Starbucks and proceeded to “do it” publicly because it will just be the limit if my charger gets banned from homey old Starbucks as well.
When you travel, you just never know what will provoke people.

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