I just used Uber, folks. And what’s worse, I loved it. The reason I decided to use it was just for the sake of experience because I feel excluded from the human race having never tried Uber.
And it turned out to be so cheap and yes, convenient – that horrible word – that I really liked it.
I wonder what fresh depths of iniquity await me before the year ends. Airbnb? Thinking that George W Bush wasn’t even that bad, especially in comparison with the recent crop of candidates?
I’m literally wriggling in shame.

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