Shockingly, Planned Parenthood is still standing by the Nucatola animal. The same animal that said, while chewing noisily and drunkenly and slurping her own snot with delight:
“We’ve been very good at getting heart, lung, liver, because we know that, so I’m not going to crush that part, I’m gonna basically crush below, I’m gonna crush above, and I’m gonna see if I can get it all intact” and “a lot of people want intact hearts these days.”
There is, obviously, no scenario under which it is necessary to utter these sentences. Moreover, there is zero sense in making them part of drunken meal talk with some uncredentialed passersby. If this were an actual professional conversation, as some strange folks keep insisting, there is no context that would make these disquisitions on what “a lot of people want these days” and how “I’m gonna see if I can” necessary. Especially when accompanied with noisy, slurpy chewing.
But hey, I understand why it’s hard to accept that the only champions of reproductive rights these days seem to be dumbasses who pick up this Nucatola trash by the sidewalk and then ply it with food and wine on the dime of the idiot benefactors like me. (And probably you.) We believed that these people were doing good, important work. We gave them money, we pinned our hopes of reproductive justice on them. And the suspicion that the Nucatola animal is not the only piece of roadside trash that enjoys bragging about “a lot of people” over drinks paid with by our money is quite intolerable.
P.S. Here some facile fool comparing the Nucatola animal to. . . Jesus. He hasn’t watched the video, of course, but he doesn’t need to because Nucatola is Jesus. I seriously thought there was nothing that could surprise me any longer.
P. P. S. And here is somebody from a local trailer park who praises the animal for her. . . good table manners.
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