Can you guess what this scary Soviet object is supposed to represent:

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25 responses to “Scary Soviet Things: A Riddle”

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    Anonymous

    A bus stop?

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  2. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    Someone literally bending over backwards?

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  3. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    A toddler leaning forward on his arms?

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  4. alana Avatar
    alana

    The crouching figure of capitalist imperialism?

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  5. Pen Avatar

    A child? Someone scrubbing a floor? A beach chair?

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  6. cliff arroyo Avatar

    I think I know …. but I’ll let others guess. While similar weirdness isn’t part of the Polish landscape (too much cement!) I remember some similar strange structures in Eastern Hungary (miskolc).

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  7. el Avatar
    el

    I thought it was a bus stop.

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  8. Michael Blekhman Avatar

    It looks like a huge newspaper Pravda.

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  9. Crystallizing Chaos Avatar
    Crystallizing Chaos

    To me it looks like a cat crouching. Is this a bus stop?

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  10. TomW Avatar
    TomW

    A bus stop, but it’s supposed to remind you of a gymnast.

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  11. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    Since this was likely built by the Russians (and it’s obviously kosher to insult the Russian mentality on this website), isn’t it entirely possible that the builders didn’t have enough imagination to consider this structure ANYTHING AT ALL except a simple bus stop?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      This was a Soviet bus stop, not Russian. 🙂

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Weren’t the Russians in charge of the Soviet Union, and ergo get the credit — or the blame — for Soviet projects prior to 1989?

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Honestly, we were all collectively to blame for the sorry mess. And I don’t just mean the bus stops.

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  12. Barbara Avatar
    Barbara

    Last summer while visiting Brooklyn, I serediptiously came upon a photographic exhibit of many such “creatively” designed bus stops, no two alike. Like this one (and for all I remember, this very structure may have been included in the exhibit), they were all in the middle of nowhere.

    Where are the passengers coming and going from? There are no buildings of any kind as far as the eye can see. Are they stops at campsites?

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  13. Bob Basil Avatar

    It is sculpture of a a sprinter at the starting line (I think).

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  14. Clarissa Avatar

    Yes, it’s a Soviet bus stop. Why it needed to be so huge when it’s in the middle of nowhere is a mystery but I’d guess this has something to do with the weirdness of central planning. A month or a quarter might have been drawing to a close and a plan for the use of concrete needed to be fulfilled, so this could have been the answer.

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  15. Evelina Anville Avatar
    Evelina Anville

    Is it weird that I really like it? As a regular bus user, I would love to have a dramatic, postmodern-looking sculpture as a stop. Most bus stops are painfully boring. This would give me something to contemplate as I waited. 🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      That’s because you never smelled it. 🙂

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  16. Basya Avatar
    Basya

    A plane crash…

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Wouldn’t be surprising, eh?

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  17. Basya Avatar
    Basya

    Please change my spelling to crash, I made a mistake and have no idea how to fix it 🙂

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        I liked “plane crush” better… 🙂

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Sounds like a video game. Like Candy Crush Saga.

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