So Rubio is going for every stereotype of a white Cuban boy: lazy, a Momma’s boy, and handy with somebody else’s credit card.

Cute. All that’s left is for a couple of black mistresses to surface and the image will be complete.

10 responses to “Chasing the Stereotype”

  1. Dreidel Avatar
    Dreidel

    After the 2016 election, Rubio will be in the #1 position on Forbe’s World’s Most Powerful People list.

    Better start getting used to the idea. 🙂

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Let me see. . .Lazy, handy with somebody else’s credit card – right, he is hugely similar to Putin. Hmm.

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      1. Dreidel Avatar
        Dreidel

        Exactly!

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  2. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    What about Cruz? He is so pained and smug and tsk-tsking everyone.
    :/

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    1. Dreidel Avatar
      Dreidel

      You shouldn’t compare Rubio and Cruz just because they’re both Cuban-Americans. Cruz is trying to position himself to step into Donald Trump’s shoes as soon as Donald leaves the stage. :-/

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        Ted Cruz is Canadian-American, actually.

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        1. Dreidel Avatar
          Dreidel

          You’re right. He was born in Canada of a father who had emigrated from Cuba, and his father didn’t become a naturalized American citizen until 2005. But his mother was an American citizen born in Delaware, and that qualified him as a “natural born” American who can run for President.

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          1. Clarissa Avatar

            Hah! I thought his father was a giant lizard.

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            1. Dreidel Avatar
              Dreidel

              What a nasty remark! Did you know that the only poisonous lizard species in America in the gila monster, found in Southwestern states like Arizona, parts of California, Nevada, Utah, and New Mexico?

              Their bite is deadly, but their beauty is undeniable.

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              1. Clarissa Avatar

                Yes, it was wrong of me to insult the lizard this way. Sorry! 🙂

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