The Funniest Thanksgiving Tradition

One of the most entertaining traditions of American Thanksgiving is the yearly deluge of posts, articles, and videos that, in a tone of outraged, puritanical virtue, inform everybody that the pilgrims and the natives were not all warm and fuzzy with each other, history textbooks and Thanksgiving stories don’t communicate “The Truth,” and “this country started with murder.”

Of course, “invented traditions” lie at the basis of every nation-state on the planet and there is no country that avoided bloodshed in the process of coming into existence, but these pesky little facts don’t flatter the American sense of exceptionalism. Turkey and sweet potato pie go down so much better when one can imagine oneself as the baddest baddie of all baddies.

Russians Retaliate Against Turkey

Russians retaliated against Turkey today by hitting a Turkish humanitarian aid convoy that was moving from Turkey to Aleppo. The convoy was attempting to bring humanitarian aid to a refugee camp. It was hit just as it crossed Turkey’s border.

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Russian bomber jets hit the convoy, killing seven and wounding ten people. Twenty of the trucks that composed the convoy burned to the ground.

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Killing humanitarian aid is a very Russian method of conducting warfare.

Zizek on the Refugees

People, a GREAT article by Slavoj Zizek on the refugees. In brief, Zizek argues that the Left should get over many of its ridiculous hangups because they are boring and counterproductive. Examples:

1. Abandon the idiotic idea of “freedom of movement” for refugees.

2. Drop the ridiculous  anti-Eurocentrism. What we need is more Eurocentrism, not less.

3. Stop blabbing stupidly about how “the West is to blame for ISIS.”

4. Criticizing Muslim fundamentalists is a noble endeavor. Stop using the bugbear of Islamophobia to shut down any discussion of the evilness of these fundamentalists.

5. If people want to come to Europe, they should be forced, yes, forced, by law if necessary, to accept the European norms and freedoms such as women’s rights and gay rights.

6. Drop the obnoxious S&M dynamic that Westerners so love and that Zizek describes as follows:

The more Western Europe will be open to [the refugees], the more it will be made to feel guilty that it did not accept even more of them. There will never be enough of them. And with those who are here, the more tolerance one displays towards their way of life, the more one will be made guilty for not practicing enough tolerance.

7. Stop treating immigrants as subhuman and hence immune from legal and moral norms being applied to them. This insanity was manifested, for instance, in the Left’s incapacity even to verbalize what happened in Rotherham:

What is not acknowledged is that such anti-racism is in effect a form of covert racism since it condescendingly treats Pakistanis as morally inferior beings who should not be held to normal human standards.

In short: yes, OF COURSE, Western value of women’s rights, sexual freedom, representative democracy and welfare state are vastly superior to anything that exists anywhere in the world. They are not superior in the sense of “Let’s go kill someone to make them happy against their will” but they are superior in the sense of “Can’t respect and uphold our Enlightened values? Proceed to the exit immediately.”

Celebrating 9/11

I don’t know about New Jersey and dancing in the streets, but on 9/11 I was at a café in front of my apartment building in Montréal, and the patrons of the café who were overwhelmingly Muslim men were watching the footage of the Twin Towers with smiles, good cheer and obvious enjoyment.

In all fairness, however, before I witnessed that, I had already heard non-Muslim people from Canada, Spain, Mexico, Australia and Uganda express contentment at the attacks.

One of my biggest surprises on that day was how alone I felt in my shock and outrage over what happened. I found out about the attacks in class but it took me a while to believe the story because it was delivered in such playful, smug tones and with such outlandish commentary that I thought people were trying to be funny. It was unbelievable that this sort of news could be delivered in such a comedic way.

I hadn’t been to the US at that time and had maybe only met a couple of Americans, so I couldn’t understand the reaction. But now I have had many opportunities to find out that Americans have a tendency to adopt one of two attitudes when they engage with the world:

  1. Self-satisfied, self-congratulating, condescending superiority that drives people nuts.
  2. Self-deprecating, drama-queenish condemnation of everything American that leads people to think, “Hey, if Americans say they are such bastards, then maybe they are.”

None of these attitudes generate a lot of goodwill.  This doesn’t cancel out the fact that the people who were behaving like jerks on 9/11 were, indeed, jerks. I hate them, they are all jerks, OK?

But, Americans, you are not making it easy to love you as a group (as opposed to individually, given that you are the most personable and easy to like as individuals of anybody I know.) Find a different collective narrative to engage with the world, shall you? I believe you deserve a more nuanced identity than the inelegant “We are the best / the worst.”

Job Satisfaction

The best way to be really unhappy at work is to integrate the job into your identity.

Happy workers go to work (metaphorically speaking, because many people work from home) in order to do their job, get paid and then go home.

Unhappy workers go to work to feel a certain way, experience a certain range of emotions, and foster a certain sense of self. And in this way, they set themselves up for disappointment and heartache because a sense of self can’t be found at work and brought home. It has to be carried around inside one and brought to work or anywhere one goes.

Look, folks, I love my job more than any other academic I know. I love everything about it – the students, the colleagues, the campus, the research. I don’t like the governor of Illinois but he’s only part of academia inasmuch as he’s part of the state where my piece of academia happens to be located at the moment.

However, I’m not my job. I’m not emotionally or existentially attached to it. If for whatever reason I couldn’t be an academic any longer, this would not impact my sense of self. Because the sense of self does not reside at work. It resides inside me.

If you are younger than me and have no idea what I’m on about, that’s fine. This comes with age in most, except for some very fortunate and psychologically healthy, people.

Buying Iran’s Love

In the meanwhile, Russia is going to give Iran 7 billion dollars as a gesture of good will (translation: “please, like us more than Americans”). This is happening in the midst of a severe economic crisis caused by the drop in oil prices and aggravated by Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and later Syria.

Distraction Tactics

While we are all busily searching for more opportunities to feel outraged on the subject of refugees, the situation is being used by all kinds of folks to sneak by measures that will benefit them:

A leaked recording made of a conference call posted by the Edison Electric Institute, which lobbies for the power industry, reveals lobbyists for high pollution talking about how they can exploit the Syrian refugee crisis to get a rider inserted into a pending bill that would kill the EPA’s Waters of the United States rule, which protects America’s waterways from pollution.

The participants on the EEI call appeared eager to use the refugee fight to distract the administration.

Didn’t I say from the very start that the refugee drama is a non-issue that is being exploited for its emotional potential as a way to distract everybody from the really important stuff going on?

More Russian Mayhem

And now anti-Assad rebels hit a Russian helicopter. The Russian media are reporting this as, “US allies bring down a Russian helicopter.”

All of this started happening after Putin was welcomed and encouraged by the so-called Western leaders at the G20. It will take just a little bit more encouragement for Putin to start making really bad trouble in the Middle East.

Russian Mayhem in Syria

Allowing Russians to run all over Syria was a mistake and a half. A group of Russian journalists got blown up in Syria, and now the Russian media is going nuts over the fact that the rocket that hit them was US – made. According to this logic, the French had to go berserk over the weapons used in the Paris acts of terror being Kalashnikovs.

Then Turkey hit a Russian fighter plane, and now Russians are having a major freak out over that. NATO is holding a special session over that, as if the world had no greater problem than Russian idiocy.

The idea that Russians can do anything in Syria but make trouble and aggravate the situation even further is deeply misguided.

For Now

The chief mufti of Russia Talgat Tadzhuddin suggested to Putin that Russia should invade and occupy Israel. Putin refused.