Cruel Jewel

Even a local jewelry store is mocking me in my woe. Its promotional message is, “IF IT SNOWS OVER 2 INCHES ON CHRISTMAS, YOUR DIAMOND PURCHASE IS ON US!”

I just went out to pick up the paper in the sundress I wore in Florida back in August, so yeah, the diamonds are safe.

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