Every year at around this time, Putin disappears under mysterious circumstances. My own explanation is that he gets sent back to the factory for a yearly tuning. Other people have surmised that mothership comes for him and takes him back to his planet for further instructions.
Today, the Red Square was suddenly and mysteriously cleared of all visitors. Heavy vehicles surrounded the Kremlin. People are whispering that Putin has had a heart attack. Not that it would change anything since he’s got a few pretty convincing doubles.
I still maintain the factory checkup version.
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Well, there’s good news from the U.S., at least — the feds have finally enforced the law against the insurgents in Oregon.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/01/27/1-killed-1-injured-during-arrest-ammon-bundy-leader-oregon-standoff.html?intcmp=hpbt1
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Yay!
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Yeah, they finally got their wish: occupying a government building, rent-free.
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Now, this is the kind of humor I do understand. 🙂
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The mothership idea is deeply disturbing, since it implies that some highly developed civilization either thinks he is OK, or is into unethical experiments. OIn a second thought – are these experiments really less ethical than the ones humans conduct on animals?..
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Liked the joke:
Вычислить свой IQ несложно. Возьмите число 150 и вычтите из него курс доллара, при котором вы поняли, что Путин ведет страну к катастрофе.
http://marko19511.livejournal.com/1470701.html
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Brilliant. 🙂
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