A Ted Cruz Supporter in Ukraine

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Clarissa

February 21, 2016

A friend who studies the Ukrainian revolution was interviewing an Azerbaijani fellow who became a Ukrainian nationalist and fought in the Maidan, defending the revolution.

“I like that Ted Cruz fellow,” the Azerbaijani suddenly announced.

“But why??” asked my friend.

“He’s right when he says that all those Mexicans are destroying the White Culture. Why do they keep coming in? They need to be kept out!”

In case you don’t understand why this is funny, you need to know that Azerbaijanis were not considered white back in the USSR. Today, the Azerbaijani man is member of an ultra-nationalist Ukrainian organization. He was only granted partial membership, though, because the nationalists are wary of all those non-white folks who keep pouring across the border.

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5 responses to “A Ted Cruz Supporter in Ukraine”

NG

February 21, 2016

You can keep Ted Cruz. I realize that he was born in Calgary, Alberta and was a Canadian citizen until two years ago but he’s all yours.

And some more weird shit coming out of the States:

Some Republicans have been saying that Justice Scalia’s death Saturday of the previous week was an act of human sacrifice celebrating the start of Lupercalia, a pagan festival observed between February 13th and 15th, and was also a pagan blessing for Obama’s pledge of a trip to visit Raul Castro next month. The timing of his death was auspicious for pagan incantations and suspect according to these folks not only for the fact that Scalia was discovered with a pillow over his face and no autopsy was performed but also because February 13th is the 44th day of 2016 and Obama is the 44th president. Interesting logic. I knew that Obama was a secret Muslim and socialist but I didn’t know that he was also the anti-Christ. 🙂

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J. Otto Pohl

February 21, 2016

Yes Kavkazy and Central Asians are still considered “Cherni” by most Russians.

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The Dark Avenger

February 21, 2016

The previously hated “other” becomes the fanatical convert, ready to keep others like himself from following in his footsteps. Nothing new in all of this.

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Shakti

February 21, 2016

Overcompensation.

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el

February 22, 2016

Ukraine picks Crimean Tatar with tragic tale for Eurovision
Ukrainians hear an echo of modern Russia’s annexation of Crimea in Jamala’s song about Stalin’s wartime deportation of her people
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/12167793/Ukraine-picks-Crimean-Tatar-with-tragic-tale-for-Eurovision.html

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