So I decided to learn more about the Green Party, and here is an explanation given by one of its supporters as to why people should vote Green in this election:
Trump is right about one thing that the electorate has grasped: illegal immigration is a labor issue. If you’re against immigration for undermining labor conditions, pundits insist you’re a racist. I fully support everyone’s right not to live in a shit hole, but it is possible to improve the quality of life in foreign countries to a standard they find in America and to do so without invading them. Making the adoption of Occupational Health and Safety Act and Regulations and an Environmental Protection Act international law with strict enforcement a requirement for free trade agreements might do quite a lot to raise quality of life globally.
This is truly priceless, people. I can just imagine this earnest Greenie traveling to Syria, Mexico, Palestine, or Ukraine, and telling people there, “Sheesh, this is such a shit hole. I will now totally improve your life by making you adopt Occupational Health and Safety Act and Regulations and an Environmental Protection Act. This will so make your shit hole just like the perfect country I come from!”
The only thing I don’t get is why the voters who want to support self-involved, condescending, American-centrist prickdom don’t all go straight to Trump.

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